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Quotable Quotes

"Bow down to Oprah infidels!"
"My legs may be short but they're brutal."
"Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns."
"Better stop global warming or Al Gore's going to take back the internet."
"You're just jealous of my mane."
"Al Gore hadn't invented shoes yet."
"Screw recycling, I hate the environment."
"What's National Founding Day?" "Its a holiday where they find things."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"No quilt, no life."
"Lets blow this popsicle stand."
"Lets kick this puppy."
"I sent your cellophane that Spanish is coming."
"Relationships are 20th century. Prostitution is the future."
"Women shouldn't be doctors."
"Japanese cartoons teach loyalty, friendship and all that crap."
"Lucky Charms is teaching littel kids to steal from Irish midgets."