I found these here.
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- Steph
- Virginia, United States
- Rants, raves, celebrations and everything else that is my life.
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Quotable Quotes
- "Bow down to Oprah infidels!"
- "My legs may be short but they're brutal."
- "Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns."
- "Better stop global warming or Al Gore's going to take back the internet."
- "You're just jealous of my mane."
- "Al Gore hadn't invented shoes yet."
- "Screw recycling, I hate the environment."
- "What's National Founding Day?" "Its a holiday where they find things."
- "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
- "No quilt, no life."
- "Lets blow this popsicle stand."
- "Lets kick this puppy."
- "I sent your cellophane that Spanish is coming."
- "Relationships are 20th century. Prostitution is the future."
- "Women shouldn't be doctors."
- "Japanese cartoons teach loyalty, friendship and all that crap."
- "Lucky Charms is teaching littel kids to steal from Irish midgets."
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I wouldn't want to make any zoo animals sick.
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